Network / platformCBSUS
Original languageEnglish
About the show
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Top cast
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell
EpisodesSeason & episode guideView episodes
Season started Oct 30, 2014
E1PilotSep 22, 2003
E2Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003
E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003
E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003
E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpOct 20, 2003
E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003
E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003
E8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulNov 10, 2003
E9Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003
E10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003
E11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003
E12Camel Filters and PheromonesJan 5, 2004
E13Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004
E14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004
E15Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb 9, 2004
E16That Was Saliva, AlanFeb 16, 2004
E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004
E18An Old Flame With a New WickMar 1, 2004
E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004
E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004
E21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004
E22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004
E23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004
E24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004
E1Back Off, Mary PoppinsSep 20, 2004
E2Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep 27, 2004
E3A Bag Full of JaweaOct 4, 2004
E4Go Get Mommy's BraOct 11, 2004
E5Bad News from the Clinic?Oct 18, 2004
E6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct 25, 2004
E7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov 8, 2004
E8Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov 15, 2004
E9Yes, MonsignorNov 22, 2004
E10The Salmon Under My SweaterNov 29, 2004
E11Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec 13, 2004
E12A Lungful of AlanJan 3, 2005
E13Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)Jan 17, 2005
E14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutJan 31, 2005
E15Smell the Umbrella StandFeb 7, 2005
E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?Feb 14, 2005
E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Feb 21, 2005
E18It Was 'Mame', MomMar 7, 2005
E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar 21, 2005
E20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr 18, 2005
E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay 2, 2005
E22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay 9, 2005
E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay 16, 2005
E24Does This Smell Funny to You?May 23, 2005
E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep 19, 2005
E2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep 26, 2005
E3Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct 3, 2005
E4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsOct 10, 2005
E5We Called It Mr. PinkyOct 17, 2005
E6Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct 24, 2005
E7Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov 7, 2005
E8That Voodoo That I Do DoNov 14, 2005
E9Madame and Her Special FriendNov 21, 2005
E10Something Salted and TwistedNov 28, 2005
E11Santa's Village of the DamnedDec 19, 2005
E12That Special TugJan 9, 2006
E13Humiliation Is a Visual MediumJan 23, 2006
E14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb 6, 2006
E15My Tongue Is MeatFeb 27, 2006
E16Ergo, the Booty CallMar 6, 2006
E17The Unfortunate Little SchnauzerMar 13, 2006
E18The Spit-Covered CobblerMar 20, 2006
E19Golly Moses, She's a MuffinApr 10, 2006
E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr 24, 2006
E21And the Plot MoistensMay 1, 2006
E22Just Once with Aunt SophieMay 8, 2006
E23Arguments for the QuickieMay 15, 2006
E24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay 22, 2006
E1Working for CaligulaSep 18, 2006
E2Who Is This Vod Kanockers?Sep 25, 2006
E3The Sea Is a Harsh MistressOct 2, 2006
E4A Pot-Smokin' MonkeyOct 9, 2006
E5A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct 16, 2006
E6Apologies for the FrivolityOct 23, 2006
E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov 6, 2006
E8Release the DogsNov 13, 2006
E9Corey's Been Dead for an HourNov 20, 2006
E10Kissing Abe LincolnNov 27, 2006
E11Walnuts and DemerolDec 11, 2006
E12Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan 8, 2007
E13Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan 22, 2007
E14That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb 5, 2007
E15My Damn StalkerFeb 12, 2007
E16Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb 19, 2007
E17I Merely Slept with a CommieFeb 26, 2007
E18It Never Rains in HootervilleMar 19, 2007
E19Smooth as a Ken DollApr 9, 2007
E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr 16, 2007
E21Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr 23, 2007
E22Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr 30, 2007
E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'May 7, 2007
E24Prostitutes and GelatoMay 14, 2007
E1Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep 24, 2007
E2Media Room Slash DungeonOct 1, 2007
E3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct 8, 2007
E4City of Great RacksOct 15, 2007
E5Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct 22, 2007
E6Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct 29, 2007
E7The Leather Gear Is in the Guest RoomNov 5, 2007
E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov 12, 2007
E9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar LidsNov 19, 2007
E10Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov 26, 2007
E11Meander to Your DanderMar 17, 2008
E12A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar 24, 2008
E13The Soil Is MoistMar 31, 2008
E14Winky-Dink TimeApr 14, 2008
E15Rough Night in Hump JunctionApr 21, 2008
E16Look at Me Mommy, I'm PrettyApr 28, 2008
E17Fish in a DrawerMay 5, 2008
E18If My Hole Could TalkMay 12, 2008
E19Waiting for the Right SnapperMay 19, 2008
E1Taterhead Is Our Love ChildSep 22, 2008
E2Pie Hole, HerbSep 29, 2008
E3Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct 6, 2008
E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct 13, 2008
E5A Jock Strap in HellOct 20, 2008
E6It's Always Nazi WeekNov 3, 2008
E7Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov 10, 2008
E8Pinocchio's MouthNov 17, 2008
E9The Mooch at the BooNov 24, 2008
E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec 8, 2008
E11The Devil's LubeDec 15, 2008
E12Thank God for ScoliosisJan 12, 2009
E13I Think You Offended DonJan 19, 2009
E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb 2, 2009
E15I'd Like to Start with the CatFeb 9, 2009
E16She'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeMar 2, 2009
E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Mar 9, 2009
E18My Son's Enormous HeadMar 16, 2009
E19The Two Finger RuleMar 30, 2009
E20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr 13, 2009
E21Above Exalted CyclopsApr 27, 2009
E22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay 4, 2009
E23Good Morning Mrs. ButterworthMay 11, 2009
E24Baseball Was Better with SteroidsMay 18, 2009
E1818-JKLPUZOSep 21, 2009
E2Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep 28, 2009
E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct 5, 2009
E4Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct 12, 2009
E5For the Sake of the ChildOct 19, 2009
E6Give Me Your ThumbNov 2, 2009
E7Untainted by FilthNov 9, 2009
E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov 16, 2009
E9Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov 23, 2009
E10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"Dec 7, 2009
E11Warning, It's DirtyDec 14, 2009
E12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan 11, 2010
E13Yay, No Polyps!Jan 18, 2010
E14Crude and Uncalled ForFeb 1, 2010
E15Aye, Aye, Captain DoucheFeb 8, 2010
E16Tinkle Like a PrincessMar 1, 2010
E17I Found Your MoustacheMar 8, 2010
E18Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar 22, 2010
E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr 12, 2010
E20I Called Him MagooMay 10, 2010
E21Gumby with a PokeyMay 17, 2010
E22This Is Not Gonna End WellMay 24, 2010
E1Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep 20, 2010
E2A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep 27, 2010
E3A Pudding-Filled CactusOct 4, 2010
E4Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct 11, 2010
E5The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct 18, 2010
E6Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct 25, 2010
E7The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov 1, 2010
E8Springtime on a StickNov 8, 2010
E9A Good Time in Central AfricaNov 15, 2010
E10Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov 22, 2010
E11Dead from the Waist DownDec 6, 2010
E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec 13, 2010
E13Skunk, Dog Crap and KetchupJan 3, 2011
E14Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan 17, 2011
E15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb 7, 2011
E16That Darn PriestFeb 14, 2011
E1Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011
E2People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011
E3Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 3, 2011
E4Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011
E5A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct 17, 2011
E6The Squat and HoverOct 24, 2011
E7Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011
E8Thank You for the IntercourseNov 7, 2011
E9Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011
E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011
E11What a Lovely Landing StripDec 5, 2011
E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011
E13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 2, 2012
E14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012
E15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 6, 2012
E16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012
E17Not in My Mouth!Feb 20, 2012
E18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012
E19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012
E20Grandma's PieApr 9, 2012
E21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"Apr 16, 2012
E22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012
E23The Straw in My Donut HoleMay 7, 2012
E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012
E1I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep 27, 2012
E2A Big Bag of DogOct 4, 2012
E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct 11, 2012
E4You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForOct 18, 2012
E5That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamOct 25, 2012
E6Ferrets, Attack!Nov 1, 2012
E7Avoid the Chinese MustardNov 8, 2012
E8Something My Gynecologist SaidNov 15, 2012
E9I Scream When I PeeNov 29, 2012
E10One Nut JohnsonDec 6, 2012
E11Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec 13, 2012
E12Welcome to AlancrestJan 3, 2013
E13Grab a Feather and Get in LineJan 10, 2013
E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Jan 31, 2013
E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb 7, 2013
E16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb 14, 2013
E17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb 21, 2013
E18The 9:04 from PembertonMar 7, 2013
E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonMar 14, 2013
E20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowApr 4, 2013
E21Another Night with Neil DiamondApr 25, 2013
E22My Bodacious VidaliaMay 2, 2013
E23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay 9, 2013
E1NangnangnangnangSep 26, 2013
E2I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct 3, 2013
E3This Unblessed BiscuitOct 10, 2013
E4Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct 17, 2013
E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct 24, 2013
E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov 7, 2013
E7Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov 14, 2013
E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov 21, 2013
E9Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec 5, 2013
E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Dec 12, 2013
E11Tazed in the Lady NutsJan 2, 2014
E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan 9, 2014
E13Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan 30, 2014
E14Three Fingers of Crème de MentheFeb 6, 2014
E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb 27, 2014
E16How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar 6, 2014
E17Welcome Home, JakeMar 13, 2014
E18West Side StoryApr 3, 2014
E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangApr 10, 2014
E20Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr 24, 2014
E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotMay 1, 2014
E22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay 8, 2014
E1The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014
E2A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014
E3Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014
E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014
E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014
E6Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014
E7Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014
E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014
E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015
E10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015
E11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015
E12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015
E13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015
E14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015
E15Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb 19, 2015
E16Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb 19, 2015
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